Hi. We’re Push Button Productions and this is a list of the people who work here. VIP meet and greet tickets available for a limited time only.
Jon
Push Button Productions OG, master sound mixer, witty one liner extraordinaire, thinks craft beer is a scam, really likes jingles, classic car aficionado, dad of 3 (Hailey, Queen of the Universe and future world dictator, counts as 2 children)
Can be Found: changing his clothes after accidentally matching Yeosh again
Yeosh
Push Button Productions OG, always on the phone, wrote for the school newspaper, his mom bakes the best banana bread, went to the Pizza Hut buffet for his birthday, judges millennials but secretly is one
Can be Found: getting his loyalty card stamped at Verona’s Pizza
Brianna
Brilliant scriptwriter for Push Button Productions 1/3 of the time, bad at fractions, always orders what’s on the chalkboard, Carrot Top said she was pretty, wrote this list, will take anything that’s free
Can be Found: taking a Buzzfeed quiz on what type of bread she is (FYI, it’s a croissant)
Sam
Push Button Production’s social media guru, scores thrifty vintage threads, conspiracy theorist, latest slang informant, signs up for restaurant birthday coupons on days that aren’t her birthday
Can be Found: discovering ancient alien remains and unveiling the illuminati
Intern of the Semester
An unsuspecting victim of Push Button Productions every spring/summer/fall that typically has no idea what’s going on, tries their best, drinks venti mocha coconutmilk macchiatos, writes twitter posts
Can be found: googling “difference between audio logo and jingle”
Matt
Makes guest appearances in the Push Button soundbooth when we need to chant something as a group for a spot, gets beard hair in the sink, packs his lunch, receives far too many packages in the mail
Can be Found: outside taking a smoke break